Preparing For Parenthood
No, Lynda and I aren't expecting again yet, but I thought I should begin preparations for fatherhood by taking the "How Many Five Year-Olds Could You Take In A Fight" evaluation:
24
(It's '24', if the graphic didn't load correctly)
I believe it was my ability to be "morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children" that secured my impressive total.
Bring the little rugrats on!!!!!
posted by Jerry at
12:15 PM
8 Comments:
My score was 20. Nice to know that I could successfully take on my elder son's entire preschool class at once if the need arose. :)
By
Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 15, 2008 2:11:00 PM
hey guys! It's Anne (In Dallas)
I found this article on the fox news website. more scientology fodder. Jerry, I see you taking this ball and running!!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351287,00.html
By
Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 15, 2008 4:07:00 PM
Mine was 7. I'm screwed.
By
elf, at Thursday, April 17, 2008 6:12:00 PM
19
By
Tom, at Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:45:00 PM
21! Bring 'em on! Together Tom and I could take 40!
Katie
By
Anonymous, at Friday, April 18, 2008 1:31:00 AM
Tom:
19? Is our country safe if a member of our military - working at the Pentagon, no less - can only knock the ever-loving crap out of 19 five year-olds? Expecially since your wife, who, while in good physical shape, will not be on the cover of "Muscle and Fitness" anytime soon, could eviscerate 21?
Conclusion: The Pentagon is full of wussies.
J.
By
Jerry, at Friday, April 18, 2008 11:07:00 AM
TG's 19 , however 'wussified' in Jerry's opinion, positively dwarfs Erin's 7...how is it that a woman in good enough shape to run 6-something minute miles can't take on more than a handful of preschoolers??? Must be the Houston pollution. :)
By
Anonymous, at Monday, April 21, 2008 3:03:00 PM
wow! i'm obviously evil. i scored 25.
By
Anonymous, at Monday, April 21, 2008 3:43:00 PM
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