Things They Don't Cover In Marriage Prep Class, Installment #1

Now that Tom has found the woman of his dreams to enter into wedded bliss with, I think it is my duty to pass along some helpful info to him. Having finally found the woman that possessed the necessary criteria (low standards, poor eyesight, etc.) for me and entered into wedded bliss myself this past April, I shall today begin a series of posts to enlighten my blogging partner on aspects of marriage and female behavior that I have discovered, so that he may either be a) better prepared in his adjustment to married life, or b) sufficiently warned so that he may run like hell.

I'll begin with an easy, yet crucial one:

It is possible to have the last word in an argument with your wife, provided they are always the same 9 words:

"I'm sorry. I was wrong. It won't happen again."